big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
