The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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