Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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