no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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