what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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