We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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