In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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