Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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