Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
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