I feel like I'm in dance class right now
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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