is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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