there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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