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• (314): View more from Missouri

  sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents

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  never have sex?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Quoting wale wont save you from herpes

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  "Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n

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• (626): View more from California

  Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates

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• (619): View more from California

  She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision

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