too bad you live with your parents still
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?