sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision