Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Randomize
