he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I got inside last night via doggy door
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I am available for nakedness
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