he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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