last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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