took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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