So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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