I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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