yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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