discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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