So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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