why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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