i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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