woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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