I must be too annoying 4 u.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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