Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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