guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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