office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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