if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
