Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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