One girl and one boy is just not enough.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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