Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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