We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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