Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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