remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
