Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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