STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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