Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
