Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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