Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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