You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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