We're like a lot better than the average bears
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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