Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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