Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
