i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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