He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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