NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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