I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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