The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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