the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
worst night to have a conscience
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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