I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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