Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize
