She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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