is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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