sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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