You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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